Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Habemus Ambassadoram

So, the Obama Administration is having a tough time finding the appropriate person to serve as U.S. Ambassador to the Holy See. I know that the position is not elected. However, I would not be opposed to someone other than myself initiating a write-in campaign for Joe Lunch Box. It would be in error to assume that Joe does not have ties to the Vatican. As happens for so many people that enter the "15 minutes of fame", a grainy photo of an event from Joe's past has emerged. Just as A-list stage actors have Broadway and the others have Off-Broadway, A-list religiosi have the Vatican and the others have Off-Vatican. Below is a photo of "the Pope of Off-Vatican". Some claim that the figure in the photo bears a striking resemblance to Joe Lunch Box.


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